Knew a guy named Vlad who lived in Heidelberg who smeared deodorant on his asshole. “Dude,” many said, “you can’t do that - might smell nice but think of the toxic chemicals on such sensitive tissue!” But it smells delicious, he said, and offers a cure for hemorrhoids. He also rubbed his face vigorously with a rough towel to exfoliate. Thing is, he scrubbed so hard he almost tore off his upper lip, bleeding afterwards into his teeth.
